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[02 Nov 2003|07:07pm] [ mood | hardcore ] [ music | omg converge omg so hardcore roflz ] omgomgomgogmgggggggg I havent updated thiz 4eva lolz omgomgomg i ranawayz from hom3 cuz i am hardcore now and thatis a hardk0r3 thing 2 do omg i h8 emo kidz omgomgomgg i luv 2 masturbate [{Ooh baby, go lower}]

[04 Aug 2003|01:14pm] [ mood | crazy ] I JUST SAW SOME PORN WILL JERKING OFF. TANJILA TAUGHT ME HOW OMG I LOVE LESBIANS NOW<3 OMG OMG GROUP ORGY. SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX [{Ooh baby, go lower}]

[09 Jul 2003|04:28pm] Today i listened to KIDZ BOP 4. -orgasm- I cried cause i need a mate. Am i that ugly? -cries- 4 inches [{Ooh baby, go lower}]

[03 Jul 2003|02:18pm] Today i learned a new word! ERECTION. But...someone tell me what that is pwease? 6 inches [{Ooh baby, go lower}]

[02 Jul 2003|11:37am] chelseax0x is my best friend@!1 1 inch [{Ooh baby, go lower}]

[29 Jun 2003|02:54pm] i <3 drug & porn 3 inches [{Ooh baby, go lower}]

[08 Jun 2003|07:50am] Look guys! its my evil platypus! isn't he soo cute? 3 inches [{Ooh baby, go lower}]

to klade.... [07 Jun 2003|09:17pm] . PWEASE BE MYY FRIEND... -twitches- IF YOU DON'T I'LL SEND MY EVIL PLATYPUS ON YER ASSS..YOU HEARD? -twitches- 3 inches [{Ooh baby, go lower}]

[07 Jun 2003|06:53pm] -twitch- I GOT AIM YOU GUYS!!!! IM ME BITCH! I'LL ADD YOU'RE DUMB ASS BACK -twitch- oh no....i used profanity. I have to stop watching the osbournes..kelly scares me. -cries- [{Ooh baby, go lower}]

[06 Jun 2003|04:24pm] [ music | barney. damn he is FOINE ] I made an icon. Isnt it cool? I decided i want to be smart. So im joining all these smart groups. 3! is 6. *TWITCHES* OMG I WANT SOME MORE BIRDS TO HUMP. HAHAHAHAHAHA *foam drips from alex's mouth* GIVE ME SEXY PEEKTURES OF BIRDS AHAHAHAHH omg I SAW THIS GIRL AND SHE WAS FAT AND HAD A SKIRT WITH A WIDE SLIT IN THE FRONT AND HER LEGS CROSSED AND I WAS ALL 'I THOUGHT THEY WERE TRYING TO SAVE THE WHALES' AND SHE WAS LIKE 'I KNOW' AHAH FAT BITCH DIDNT GET IT. *twitches* So long, friends! Add me! 2 inches [{Ooh baby, go lower}]

[05 Jun 2003|07:12pm] [ mood | im lost =( ] OMG i popped outta Tania. She didnt even know! Now im lost. Help me. Have you seen me? My name is Alex. I was last seen humping a Robin near Harvard Yard in Boston. 6 inches [{Ooh baby, go lower}]

[03 Jun 2003|06:41pm] [ mood | confused ] [ music | the heartbeat ] *Kicks Tania inside. Eats what is left of Tania's chicken.* Damn he wants to come out. He thinks to himself as he looks down at the opening he has to go through: 'Oh jeebuz, THATS the hole I have to go through?' *eyes grow big and he becomes tired and falls asleep.* [{Ooh baby, go lower}]

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